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Shorts are Comfy and Easy to Wear

by Emme Phyzema

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Erasmus Windage
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Erasmus Windage Very very comfy Favorite track: A Bicycle Ride in the Tundra.
Adam Pearson
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Adam Pearson I love how high the fake harpsichord is still in the mix on this track in particular. Potentially, it could be higher. AND HIGHER. But alas. Favorite track: Candlemouth.
Poesy Rider
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Poesy Rider C'est vrai que c'est agréable de se trimbaler en short, surtout en écoutant cet ingénieux collage. On regrettera juste que certains morceaux soient trop courts. Mais bon, vu la cadence à laquelle Emme enchaîne les enregistrements, nous n'aurons pas longtemps à attendre avant le prochain album. à bientôt Emme ! Favorite track: Gallivanting.
Max Mobarry
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Max Mobarry Proud to be on this, I had a blast writing my parts. Emme Phyzema continues to deliver brilliant, unique, and demented solo albums with no end in sight. We have a winner on our hands, folks

Goodbye mom I love you Favorite track: Candlemouth.
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Animal Bones 01:05
Thievery 01:00
Isolation 01:35
Fewl Mewn 01:38
Gallivanting 04:17
Pure Metal 02:02
Prednisone 02:04
Blues 01:50
Shades 01:07
Candlemouth 05:07
Brooding 00:46
Tied 04:07


This is a collection of songs that didn't really belong anywhere else but somehow fit nicely together.

All dedications go to Ben Spees, Nick Prol, Max Mobarry, and Chris Windle for their musically collaborative efforts in making this album sound not only complete but amazing. I very much feel like the awesomeness of this album comes from their contributions.

Track 13 (Candlemouth) is dedicated to everyone who was mean to mean to me on my birthday last year. You know who you are.

Track 16 is dedicated to Greg Murphy.


released January 5, 2021

Ben Spees somehow gracefully mixed & mastered this monstrosity, THANK YOU!

Nick Prol wrote lyrics for and sungs on tracks 3, 5, 8, 9 and 16. He also does some crazy guitar work on track 7.

Max Mobarry wrote lyrics for and sung on tracks 6 and 13, and stunt guitars at the end of track 16.

All live drum parts written and played by Chris Windle.

Drum tracks 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 12, and 14 recorded by Stephen Barnes.

Drum tracks 7, 13, 15 and 16 recorded by Emme Phyzema.

Fake drums on track 12 poorly written by Emme Phyzema. Also, beginning drums on track 16 0:00 to 0:58 played by Emme.

Album art by Bridgette Clifton.

Emme Phyzema writes the songs, plays guitar, bass, banjo, piano, fake piano, fake harpsichord, and sometimes sings but pitifully.


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